AISubs v3.7
We've finally reached 10,000 subscribers!
Let's go!
[Applause]
It's been a while since we've done this style, hasn't it?
That's right, we've finally reached 10,000 subscribers in one fell swoop.
[Laughter]
What was it like before?
We were doing stuff we didn't like!
- Let's go! - I'm looking forward to it!
[Silence]
- Hey, don't play with me! - What's with you?!
- That's weird! - What's with you?!
It's the first time for us, YouTubers,
- for our viewers to watch us. - That's right.
So it's very important for us for our viewers
- to understand what we're watching. - That's right.
This time, viewers will be given rankings for 10,000 subscribers.
If it's you guys, you'll be able to understand what our viewers are thinking.
So it's pretty easy for you guys to guess what rankings we'll be giving you.
I'm sure you can do that!
But...
The "us" we're watching
and "us" our viewers are watching are different.
- They don't know me that well. - That's right.
[Laughter]
I thought you were saying "us," but you guys don't know me!
[Laughter]
But this time, we won't think about who's behind the scenes.
We'll say, "No, this is how I'm viewed."
So we'll talk in groups of four and guess from one to three.
- Oh! - Oh!
Four, five, six, is the same as getting results right.
- Oh, I see. - It can't be helped if you get it right.
- So guess from one to three. - Okay.
First, the number of people who gave us their answers.
It's...
- 40,000! - 40,000!
- You can get proper data for that.
And I'll say this first.
Please refer to it.
The ratio of men and women.
Men are 30% and women are 70%.
- Oh, I see. - I miscalculated.
- Ask, "Women think like this." - I see.
- "Women are stupid, aren't they?" - "Why do you hate women so much?"
- "Why do you like men and women so much?" - "Why do you like men and women so much?"
Why do you like men and women so much?
- First of all, question one. - Okay.
- This might be a reference for other questions. - Okay.
- Who is the most popular among public parents? - Oh!
- Oh!
- This is hard. - I think it's Tetsuya or Shibayu.
- No! - No, stop it!
- That's bad. - Toshimitsu is amazing.
- Toshimitsu has been amazing for the past year. - Yeah.
- So Tetsuto will win. - Oh...
- I knew it. - What?!
- Toshimitsu will win for sure. - For sure.
- You're the most humble one here. - You're not humble!
- I'm humble! - I'm confident now!
- No, you're definitely number one. - You're definitely number one.
- You're number one. - Number one is suspicious!
- Really. - You don't like it, do you?
- That kind of stuff comes in.
- For girls, no matter what... - But...
- You're stupid. - Stupid girls like you.
- What do you mean?! - Honestly, I'm curious about it too.
- Actually, I think the ratio of outputs is really important. - That's right.
- I think it's me, Toshimitsu and Mushi-san. - I think so too.
- It's been like that for a long time. - I think it'll come in.
- You just said it! - You said it and it came in!
- The receiver is up there. - I can't stop talking.
- One by one, like this. - It's going to be really long.
- Let's write it. - You're definitely number one.
- I'm scared of this kind of thing. - It's okay.
- The boss is Tetsuya. - You can tell by his energy.
- Toshimitsu is really energetic. - I'm really energetic.
- It's decided! - Yes!
- Tetsuya will be crushed by Toshimitsu! - Wow!
- Are you happy? - I'm a little...
- Okay, I'll announce it.
- Okay! - First place, 32.3%.
- Wow! - One of you three.
- First place is... Toshimitsu! - Wow!
- This is second place! - Look at this!
- I told you! - I'm sorry!
- This is embarrassing. - Look!
- I told you! - I'm sorry for embarrassing you.
- I like this guy.
- I like Toshimitsu.
- Toshimitsu is hot. - I'm counting on you.
- Second place, 27.0%.
- Wow! - Three of you, 16.7%.
- You lost. - Wow!
- That was close! - That's right.
- This is embarrassing.
- Tokai isn't just Tetsuya's group.
- Think about it. - Wow!
- In the past, it was just me, Ryo and Shiba Inu.
- Now we're all shining.
- I'm happy about this. - Wow!
- I'm grateful. - Yes!
- Suddenly, half of it is mine.
- I have a question for you. - Okay.
- Who do you think is the best talker in Tokai's parents?
- I see. - I see.
- I think Bushi is first. - I think so too.
- Yeah, I think so. - I think I'm not good at this.
- I think Toshimitsu is just bad at this. - Yeah, I don't know about that.
- I see. - Yeah.
- I wonder why Tetsuya is in this video. - Tetsuya talks a lot.
- He looks like he's good at editing. - Yeah, that's true.
- Tetsuya might be in second place. - I'm scared.
- I think Imemaru will be in second place. - No, he won't.
- If Imemaru was good at talking in a video, I wouldn't know. - Yeah.
- But if he was good at this, it would be hard for me. - But he talked a lot on Sam-chan.
- Yeah, on that radio. - Yeah, that radio.
- He was good. - Yeah, he was good.
- I think he'll be in first place. - I'll be in first place!
- Oh!
- If you say that, you'll win. - If you say it, you'll win.
- Okay, let's believe in him. - Please hand it over.
- It's Bushi, Tetsu, and Yume. - Okay, are you ready?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay, I'll announce it. - Yes.
- First place, 74 points. - Oh!
- Okay. - Okay.
- Second place... - I don't like this.
- 18.6%. - I don't like this.
- Tetsu! - Oh!
- It's in! - It's in, it's in.
- It's in, it's in, it's in. - It's in, it's in.
- It's in. - But third place is pretty high, second place is 6%.
- Third place...
- Ryo. - Oh!
- My heart skipped a beat. - Oh, my heart skipped a beat.
- I'm so happy! - I'm so happy!
- I don't know why it's like that. - I know that it's not what we see.
- It's not like that. - I see.
- I think I know what it is. - I think I know what it is.
- I think you know a lot about the topic now. - Yes.
- So, now we're going to talk about things that aren't related to videos. - Yes.
- Who do you think is the nicest person in the world? - Oh...
- I think it's me. - Since the insect age!
- I think it's basically me. - I think it's basically me.
- My image is basically like that. - Did you say you're first place?
- No, I said it was me. - No, you did!
- Ryo says it's me. - No, you said it's me.
- Judging by the kindness you can see in the videos... - That's right.
- ...I think you're stronger. - Yeah.
I don't get angry or anything like that, but I think I've had experiences of getting beaten up in the past.
I think the first and second places are for Yumemaru.
Yumemaru is nice with his face, so...
Since there aren't many people, there's a tendency for all videos to be nice.
Oh, I see.
Actually, I'm really nice with my face, but...
If you say I'm nice with my face, I'll go down a lot, too.
No, I mean, that's the actual thing.
In fact, I'm not nice with my face.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you're right.
These guys aren't nice.
I'll take care of them.
No, you're both nice.
It's not decided by me and Tetsu Shiba, who simply don't get angry.
If you say I'm nice with my face, I'll go down those three.
But you're pretty active in your videos, aren't you?
Yeah, I am.
That's one of the reasons.
I'm not going to let you be nice with your face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you say it like a YouTuber, I think I'm pretty active, too.
But you're watching it that much, aren't you?
Hmm...
I'm scared, but wait a minute. I'm really scared.
Tetsu is really nice.
If I can't win here, I don't think I can win.
I'll attack you one more time.
Is it okay?
Please do.
I'm ready.
Yes, please.
Shiba!
Are you ready?
I'll announce it.
First place, 32.6%.
Tetsu!
Oh!
I'm glad!
That was close.
I feel like I'm going to win this time.
I feel like I'm going to win.
Second place, 23.3%.
Yumema!
Oh!
From now on, I'll call you "cat".
That's enough.
If you go like that, Shibayu is...
That's right.
Third place, 20.5%.
Kiyo!
Oh!
I don't know.
It's annoying.
Shibayu is 15.7%.
It's close.
Shibayu is 15.7%.
It's close.
That's amazing.
That's why you're so popular.
That's amazing.
You're not popular when you're nice to people.
That's right.
That's the charm of being an entertainer.
That's right.
You missed it.
What do you mean?
Shall we move on to the next one?
Yes.
It's not a game.
Who do you think is the cutest in Tokai Yoyoi?
Gesen!
Gesen! Gesen!
Well...
I see it a lot in the comment section.
There is a comment that I'm cute.
There is.
There are two of us here.
Then I have one, too.
Toshimitsu is cute.
Toshimitsu is definitely the cutest.
But I don't know if Mushi-kun is cute, too.
There is.
I can't agree with that much cuteness in my life.
But I always think so.
Bulldogs are popular, aren't they?
That's where it is.
Don't say I'm ugly.
Don't say I'm cute.
Don't say I'm cute even if I'm small.
Bulldogs?
There is.
There is no such thing as cute little things in Japan.
I'm a puppy.
Stop it.
Go ahead.
It's Toshimushi's dream.
Yes.
I'll announce it.
31.6%.
Yes.
It's a dream.
Are you kidding me?
If you miss this, you'll be the most embarrassed.
Will Toshimitsu come here?
Can you push it up?
I'm sorry.
Second place is Toshimitsu.
26.3%.
Third place is Mushi-kun.
It's 23.5%.
It's a dream, too.
It's quite tricky.
It's hard.
Here's the question.
Who do you want to bring to a deserted island the most out of the 10?
This is hard.
I hope it's not Mushi-san.
He's too smart.
You want to bring me to a deserted island.
Do you think you and I will live there?
Who voted for you?
Do you think you and I will escape from a deserted island?
Or do you think you and I will live there for the rest of our lives?
If you add Mushi-san's stupid hint, it may not be Mushi-san.
If it were me, I'd take Mushi-san with me.
I'm sure.
Mushi-san is Tetsuya.
Tetsuya?
Tetsuya doesn't make sense.
If it were me, I'd take him with me.
It doesn't make sense.
It doesn't make sense at all.
I don't know.
In the first place, I wasn't smart enough to escape from a deserted island.
Maybe it's because of the wind.
A deserted island, right?
Maybe it's because of the wind.
It's hard to eat.
I like stupid and stubborn people.
I don't know which one you're thinking about.
For now, we'll live there.
We'll live there and eat there.
If you ask me if I'm stupid, I don't think I'll escape from a deserted island.
You're a man of your word.
I don't think I can do anything.
But simply because you like Toshimitsu and you want to be with Toshimitsu, you can do it.
Can you do it? Can you eat it?
But I think there's a possibility.
I don't think it's a dream.
If it were me, I'd take you.
I'd take you, too.
Why?
Why me?
Why did you say "hey" just now?
You said "hey" and then you said "why".
Why did you say "hey" and then you said "why"?
Did you get it?
Yes!
Mushiryou Tetsuya
First place, 34.3%.
That's strong.
Mushiryou Tetsuya
I'm glad you got it.
I definitely don't want you to go.
But you're a good person.
But I don't think you're a man of your word.
Second place, 24.7%.
Kitsune
I don't know if it's a waste of time.
Third place, 16.3%.
Shiba Inu
I really don't know why it's only this.
It means "wild", doesn't it?
"Shiba Inu" means "wild".
You're both thinking about how to live.
Don't you want to die?
That's true.
We've done this much so far.
Next is the last question.
Who do you want to be hit the most in "Doukai Youmean"?
It's not that hard.
You're going to lose points.
No, wait a minute.
Soko
"Soko" is the opposite of "soko".
But I think "soko" is the best.
Why?
What do you think?
Stop it!
After all, from a girl's point of view,
it's about cleanliness and coolness.
You're stupid.
You like it.
I think "soko" is low.
I don't know.
I think "soko" is high.
I'm afraid that there will be fewer people who often say teasing stuff.
Based on the high praise of "soko" among us, I think he is absolutely capable.
I am sure of it.
I think so, too.
Same for "soko" among us.
But "soko" might be compared to other people.
I think "soko" is normal for viewers.
I wonder if you're used to it.
Do you want me to say it for real?
Please say it without arrogance.
No!
Say it for real.
Ryo is first place and I think Tetsuya is second place.
And you're third place?
I'm third place too.
No, it might be second place.
Then it's first, second and third, right?
If I'm first and you're second.
If I'm second place with this, I'm a piece of shit.
Everyone, there are three men.
Who do you want to be hugged by?
I want to be hugged by men.
Who do you want to be hugged by?
There are a lot of men who like men.
Isn't it different to be hugged by men?
But there are a lot of men who like men.
I like men a lot.
But you don't like men, do you?
No, I like men.
It's decided.
Yes, please.
Ryo, Toshi, Tetsu.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This first place is 43.3%.
That's crazy!
The total number of votes is...
Ryo!
Yay!
We won!
I'm relieved.
This first place feels good, doesn't it?
Isn't it amazing?
If there are more than 42,000 votes,
I want to be hugged by half of them.
Huh?
Isn't it amazing?
I'm curious about the next one.
The second place is 28.4%.
That's not bad.
Toshi!
Yay!
Isn't it about 1,000 times?
Isn't it?
The answer is...
Tetsuya!
Yay!
Isn't it 1,000 times?
Can you guess it with this question?
I don't feel like I need this question.
Okay, we've come this far.
I think we were pretty close.
I think we were pretty enthusiastic when we won.
You guys are great YouTubers.
Yay!
I'd like you guys to dream up more.
I see.
We've got about 50,000 responses,
so I'd like to introduce all of them on our sub- channel,
so please check them out.
Tetsuya, Ryo and Toshimitsu,
please don't raise your hands.
Of course we'll raise our hands.
It'll be sad if we do,
but let's dream up.
I don't know about that.